Happy New Year

December 31st, 2009

Irony meets Sarcasm 🙂 Nevertheless, a very Happy and Prosperous New Year to you all.. AND…just kidding, be Happy and the Year will be always NEW.

So, as usual RESOLUTIONS will be the Google word for the next two days or so, for me its never ending as I resolute everything I resolute. Hopefully thought I will try to stick to one this time, but haven’t decided which one till now (God! I am in the loop again).

Kids are having great time spending their holidays at home and thank you freaking snow 🙁 I am working from home today so as my wife, with two kids singing songs in Dolby Digital surround sound format. The curious reader kicked in our younger one and he is eager to figure out ‘but’ and ‘put’, but confused and hell it doesn’t make a difference in the end, right? So, I am typing my blog on my home PC and checking my emails and tickets on my office laptop, while my wife is glued to her office laptop and the other laptop from the old client lying around sadly asking me to do some mouse clicks. Intel, I guess this time I beat you in multi-tasking.  My router has all the lights lit (maxed out) spinning bytes out of this network.

Tonight will be fun though, planning to have a blast in our friends get-together. Hello! but I do not smoke, drink or pass-out, strict vegetarian 🙂  With New Year crossing with Friday, a loooooong weekend awaits us with plenty of action. Kids are counting backwards to see how many days they’ve got until school. I am sure that we will hit the grocery store in a day or two, exciting.

Anyway, with plenty going around, good, bad and ugly, I do not want to ruin everyone’s mood discussing disgusting Telangana issue or pathetic plethora of plundering profits (holy sh*t! phonetics are words of the day) and the rest of paranormal activities that goes around. BTW, watch 3 Idiots if you haven’t, great movie with plenty of stomach-aches. After eternity I got to watch a movie with plenty of positives. Last night brief stint of ‘Hangover’ was a laughing riot, will surely catch up sometime today if I can.

That’s it folks! Again, a very Happy and Prosperous New Year to you all.

Its time! Hyderabad

December 30th, 2009

Hardly ever I had to write two blogs in a day not withstanding the fact that they were few hours apart. Working from home today took its toll on me to instigate the zeal to go to read several dozen news papers and browse the channels listening to the crap that is happening in Hyderabad, aka Telangana (its irony that the region extends way beyond Hyderabad, but filled with dust and dummers who follow bastards like KCR blindly).

Its time Hyderabad! The business establishment is too rich and powerful to succumb to petty political goondas like KCR and they should use it to wipe these bastards from the society. How much more can the city take? Isn’t it time that you realize the city has become a cosmopolitan and being claimed by one section or region of people is simply ridiculous even in thoughts? With billions of rupees in losses, the business community has to come under one roof, use its power by hook or crook and teach these bastards a lesson.

Whether or not Telangana is even an issue, Hyderabad should not bend its head in disguise. Political gains should not rob the city from its culture, diversity and history. Stupid students who doesn’t care if they fail or pass have come on to roads and destroying both public and private property should bear the consequences. Osmania University had lost its credibility to be considered to become an IIT, where more than students, goondas, rowdy sheeters, political bastards, radical elements, ever failing students have made it their home.

Bandhs should be things of past, why should one party decide who should function and who should not, isn’t it the time to move forward, put these political bastards behind and think about development and future? Law enforcement should work with iron will and put all those culprits who disturb the common fabric of society in the city, to justice.

Wake up Hyderabad, you are more than a city.

Mother's blood

December 30th, 2009

AP has redefined blood categories. Telangana blood and non-Telangana blood, call it what may, its an ultimate truth that it is Telugu speaking people’s Mother’s blood. If land and lines divide humans, it shows that they have chosen the path of self-destruction. Pimp politicians like KCR, Harish Rao, Nagam, KVH, KK, etc have time and again showed that,  it is always the people who fight a lost cause. Students have been dragged into the agitation and they know the fact that they are the biggest losers of all. Well, with reservation on their side, they know the fact that they would get comfortable jobs using their quota, SHAME! We have been infatuated with caste, creed, color, religion, region, food, clothing and billion other things, looking at the other person always as un-belonging.

Parties and JAC has called on for a Bandh, do we have a constitution in place, does the leaders care about internal security apparatus, do they really protect the citizens of the country? An easy NO is the answer to all of them. Its high time that Party or Parties calling for Bandh be banned from political arena for life. One doesn’t have a right to interfere and decide what other’s life should be.

Home Minister Chidambaram has been one of the most irresponsible portfolio bearing member of the Parliament, may be after KK. He has ignited, what is now a rising inferno. Mother’s blood is being spilled on the streets and people are eagerly drinking it. Telangana agitation have brought shameless human behavior out in open. The relations have stained, their brotherhood has lost and they transformed love into hate.

Democracy does not mean agitating against constitution. We have too much freedom which is often abused. People of Telangana deliberately wish to become orphans. Its time that people wake up against this mess. Those who wish to have a separate state are easily outnumbered by those who doesn’t.

If ever Telangana is formed, the mother’s curse shall never go undone. All these so called intellectuals fighting for the cause know well, what the future of the separation is going to be. Its Mother’s blood you morons, not yours.

I bet if Gandhi would have been alive, he might have taken the most unethical step he normally would, ask the people to KILL all these goonda politicians.

Paritraanaaya Saadhunaam…hey God! fill the people with enlightenment, they are drinking their Mother’s blood.

Burnandhra Pradesh

December 24th, 2009

First the TDP, promising the people a Swarnandhra Pradesh followed by Congress’ manifesto with Haritandhra Pradesh; what now is followed again by TRS, in particular KCR, a Burnandhra Pradesh. History is darkly stained with blood of the brave and also of innocent and many more cowards who hide in the dark and hit you in disguise. TRS was not formed with a mandate of separating Telangana out of AP, they were established with an ambition of looting the left-overs of Telangana. Neither they are interested in its development nor waiting for a day for it to flourish, they are hawks waiting to get into power and make money by milking their mother’s breast.

The bastard party (TRS) is long filled with muggers, pimps, goondas and politicians who were either murderers or who traded their families. People who blindly follow these rascals are the real culprits. First, they fail to exercise their franchise to vote and secondly they complain about the system like cry-babies. If you made a mistake its you who had to feel the burden. The people of Telangana never rose to the occasion when rest of the AP was rising into power. I am born and bought up in Hyderabad, which is the capital of Andhra Pradesh and yet not one day in my 26 years that I lived there I felt that I was in Telangana. A true cosmopolitan city humbled by its inhabitants, Hyderabad was a epicenter of cross cultures and rich traditions and second to none, great food.

Now some mother fu**ers want to stain that glory? What happened to students in OU? Do they really think about Telangana? The pupil who took part in the agitation are the biggest loosers of life, having no other choice but expressing their hesitation and failure on common man. The parents of these students shall bring down their heads, are they willing to back them up with their punishment, I guess not. With media giving extensive coverage over these riots I do not think the law and order will have a problem in identifying and bringing these people to justice. Every individual should be caught and punished to pay the price. The students be barred from examinations and let rotten without jobs while the good ones go head miles.

People like KCR are rotten mosquitoes living on human society. You either kill them in the beginning or let the disease spread to you. Those bastards not even for a second can think about welfare nor about citizen’s aspirations; they are power hungry rabid infected dogs and shit eating pigs who go after innocent sentiments of common public. So, I had an idea! Is there a problem to this solution? If then, what would it be? Here are my 10 cents.

  1. Get the Internal Intelligence into action. Nail these bastards by hook or crook. I guess one can easily book KCR as he might have violated every section of the constitution.
  2. MPs or MLAs who voluntarily resign from their privileged membership from Assembly or Parliament are barred from Elections for life.
  3. Bring every culprit who destroyed public property to justice. Media tapes are excellent source of finding those morons.
  4. Students who took part in the violent agitation are not eligible for Public Sector jobs nor would get any benefits as citizens.
  5. Grant separate package to the region of Telangana, imposing hard and frost deadlines on those who control it. Bring them to the book if they do not.
  6. Use media to the most of its potential. Publicize the destruction, show their dracula faces. Expose the culprits.
  7. Publish facts about the region, its grants in the past and the people who were elected from that place.
  8. Drive every fu**ing Maoist from that place to hell.
  9. Provide public sector employment and education by setting up new head-quarters of few Govt. branches.
  10. Make use of natural resources locally.

Enemy of the State

December 18th, 2009

Well, there are many in India,  most of them are of course politicians, very rarely the terrorists come into picture. At least according to some news reports, it seems that the Central Govt. had received intelligence inputs that KCR was planning a massive riot the day after Chidambaram has announced that they will work on Telangana and hence the decision was made. Irrespective of the truth that lies beneath, where in the world is our administration. Is this the way we safeguard our country? Why in the world are our armed forces lay down their lives? Why do they have to protect us?

The Telangana issue is a NATIONAL SHAME. KCR is an enemy of the State. He should have been ‘eliminated’ long time back. He is a Frankenstein made by the greedy politicians. Does people of AP has any responsibility? Street fighters, goondas and headless students are the light of the day now with law and order trashed to the corner. Congress is on face saving mode and State Govt. is literally impotent.

Wake up people! There won’t be any God reincarnating to save you from these daemons. Its you who needs to take care of yourself and its you who decide whom you want to give your welfare to. Stop being jerks and raise your voice.

WHAT's at the end of the tunnel?

December 9th, 2009

Hello Planet Earth? This is a resident alien trying to establish a contact to the fellow humans on planet Earth? Please acknowledge, beep beep. (The signal broke). Apparently everyone on the planet is unhappy, REALLY? Oh Yeah! There is just no light at the end of the tunnel. You know what, it happens sometimes, when the head and tail don’t see each other and we realize that we live in a deep shit. Nonetheless, worry not! We have so many programs now to keep all of us happy, AGAIN. Skimming through the headlines…

  • 8, 9, … # of girls claiming to have a ‘favored’ relationship with the Tiger
  • Oil prices are down from $70.60 to $70.13 due to lack in demand, so who told them that there was when it went up?
  • TARP is extended till the end of the next year, are you listening Burney guy?
  • Fed agreed that Tax Payers lost $61 billion on AIG and Auto Industry bail-outs. Sorry this is not new to you!
  • BofA repays $45 billion back to the government (TARP fund). How? cooking with financial industry again.
  • Goldman Sacs forbids employee parties (no more than 11 can meet in a group). Oops! they all reserved the same banquet by mistake @*!
  • S&P 500 grew from 680+ to 1090+ in 8+ months. Read this and below.
    If ExonMobile goes up by 20%, S&P goes up by 0.6899%, so what does it take for S&p to grow by approximately 200%. God knows.
  • Mortgage Interest rates are low, Hello! how many of you have 20% equity in your home? Raise your fingers (I get more count that way).
  • US is sending 30k more troops to the land of unknown. Bravo soldiers but you are fighting with ideology and not enemy.
  • Copenhagen hosted climate change summit. So what is changing again?
  • 2009 will mark the end of the worst decade in the history of United States. Is this the end of the tunnel, ha!
  • So most of our friends have iPhone 3GS, without the 3G. They’ve become more productive than before, ask their wives if you want to.

News from home country (bye bye from 21st)

  • Center agreed partially to move on separate Telangana. Oh shit! I forgot to fight for Seetharambagh, I lived there for 15 years.
  • TRS President was fasting in a hospital on IV and some juice and some protein biscuits and some vitamin tablets and some idly and my be Biryani and seldom some chicken. McDee are you listening, you can add KCR combo in your upcoming menu.
  • Reddy brothers mining was mostly illegal, SC declares. So what? isn’t India a Federal Independent Republic and everyone has equal right in looting the other? Com’on now?
  • End of the road for Bajaj scooters. So sad, most of us have wonderful memories, unbelievable but true.

Now the good news..

  • Do you want me to cook up something, here you go. WE ARE ALL HAPPY!

How to axe your own foot?

December 5th, 2009

Oh simple, just pretend to be a TRS activist for few hours. The greed of one bastard called KCR has turned the nothing-for-good students into mindless dogs and took them to streets and axe their own foot. What next? Nampally Vimochana Samiti, Barkatpura Independence Union?

The outrageous acts of so called TRS gooda activists has not only posed threat to general public but has created disruption in normal life and would put a great dent in economic progress. Why section 144? Shoot those morons on sight! They are of no use to the human society anyway. How many of those so called TRS activists know what they are up to? So what makes their agitation to bring Telangana as a separate state actually achieve? You ask this question to 1000 activists, you get 1000 answers. They are that rotten section of population who doesn’t have anything to do and are parasitic in nature. They love to be fed on others blood and hard work. So called leaders like KCR feed on these crack heads and build their personal wealth.

If the armed forces are really created to safeguard our country from enemies, hello, you have plenty of them within your country. They should be shot point blank, period. When the world wants to move ahead as one, these bastards try to divide along caste, creed, religion, color, region, language and even work.

If destruction of public property yields states, constitutions I guess we are living in a nomad world. I am more disappointed by the fact that people believe that a stupid like KCR will go on a hunger strike. His ambition to be in power and his greed to become a CM has already took its toll on development and disrupting taxpayer’s life.

With judiciary sleeping and law enforcement became mere spectators, the order of life is at is chaos. I think the God has to incarnate to eradicate this blood sucking mosquitoes.